I've Got Shingles

How many blondes does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Weiner Eater	Voodoo Enronomics	Yo mama's So Fat	Lawyers in Lust
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Confucius...Fisherman
Yo mama is so nasty...	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Screwed, For Sure	Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual
Yo mama's...Ugly	Jingle Balls	A cop pulls Jenna Bush over for speeding	The First Lady's patriotic duties
I Had a Dream	Bubba's Secret	Blonde's Twinkle	Baby, I've Got A Question For You
Signs That The Vice President Has a Bad Heart	Scags Who Blew Bill	Monster Valentine	Yo mama is so fat, when she skips a meal...
Hot Dog	Runny Noodle	Yo mama's so dumb... airport	Yo mama's...Stupid
Politician Walking	What Sex is Polly?	Newlyweds	Bush Fans
The Three Nuns	Yo mama's So Ugly	Iranians	Bill Gates and General Motors
You mama's so stupid... tripped	The Engineer's Love Life	Yo Mama Like a Stamp	Two Black Eyes
The Annual Check-Up	Soyburger vs dildo	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Yo Mama's Underwear
Designated drunkard	911	Afghani Fowl	Dim Bulb
Redneck in a Suit	Slippery Doorknob