The State of Lawyers

Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps and California has all the lawyers? Because New Jersey got first pick!!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Monica's Deposition	Marriage Requirments	Door Hinge	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	How many blondes does it take...	Respecting the First Lady
Urinalotta Trouble	Rump Roastin'	Baking Blondes	Yo mama's...Skinny
Chicken and egg are lying in...	Screw The World	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
I Had a Dream	Upside Down Blonde	Blondes n' Crayons	Pickled Bread
Poor Boy's Christmas	It's Very Difficult To Marry Princesses	A Toast	Popularity Is A Relative Term
Let's Play War	Yo mama's...Forklift	Blonde and License Plates	Bush got a coded message from Saddam
Redneck Sex Ed	Blonde and License Plates	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid
Dream on	Bar... Alabama	Yo mama's so hairy... Tarzan	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo mama's so hairy...	Blondes at Sea	A sailor walked into a bar with a small ...	Yo mama's so ugly
Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women	Chew on this	Yo Mama... Shotgun	I Still Don't Get It
Snowblonde	No one is safe	We're Studying Hard	The Invention of the Copper Wire
Blonde Lesbian	Me, I want a hoola hoop