Eatin' Possum

How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?

Three. One to eat it, and two to watch for cars.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Weiner Eater	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Like Father Like Son
Yo Mama's So Fat... Movies	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo Mama's So Fat...	10 Reasons to Date a Hockey Player
Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	Yo mama's So Fat	Froggie Proposal	What are you thinking about?
New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles	Essential Army Stealth Equipment	Fish Market	Gone Camping
A Giant Problem	Men's English	Blonde in the Morning	New Trend Diet
Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Redneck Toasts	Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Bungee
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so fat... swimming	Blow in the Blonde's	Blondes and Airplanes
Florida Orange Growers	Balls and Old Ladies	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Blonde Puzzle
Yo mama's So Stupid	Oh My God!	Lawyers and God	Your teeth are so busted...
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator	You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Redneck Honeymoon
How Many Union Guys Does It Take...	Banker Joke	Sex Before Communion	Yo mama's so stupid... dig
Yo mama's so poor ...	Nursing Home	Yo mama's So Poor	Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
Pops the Question	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day