Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

12- Pack	Nursery Crimes	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked
Airplane Hijinx	Osama Gets Loaded	Bubba's Secret	Raggedy Ann and Pinnochio
Working Relationship	The Man With One Brain	Yo mama's So Old	The Blonde and the Librarian
Redneck Teeth	Clinton and Titanic	Fishermen with Skills	Sex Relatively Speaking
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Yo Mama Road Sign	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Knock knock... Britney Spears
Blonde's Computer Freeze	Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	Jane's Dirty Mind	Blonde...Passenger
Adam Talks All About Eve	Bubba Gets Smart	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo mama so stupid...	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline
Balls and Old Ladies	Osama Mama	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff	Oh My God!	Yo Mama is So Stupid	What's the difference between a blonde...
No More Labor Pains	Cook	Fart Glossary	Trade Talks
Redneck Birth Control... Cherrybomb	Space Shuttle Redneck	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Let's Live On Love
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Yo mama's...Dumb