Happy Birthdead To You

What do you buy a dead baby for its birthday?

A dead puppy!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Blonde - Transplant	Adam and Eve	Lab Monkeys
Marriage Requirments	Redneck Track & Field	Yo mama's So Stupid	The Injured Thumb
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Blondes and Gas Stations	Plaster Lawyers	Baldy Pants
Redneck Ghost Story	Blonde Looking for a Job	A helping hand	A Little Cannibalism Humor, Folks
Blonde Panties	Did I do that?	Yo mama's...Old	Homeward Blonde
Yo mama's...Fat	Get Your Feet Wet	Bush and Polly	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Blonde Boobies	Clinton & A Screwdriver	Yo mama so fat...	Virgins in Caves
Multi-Balls	Brunette Meets Genie	Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama so dirty...
Shave and a Hair Cut	Can't Take You Anywhere	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Hey DJ
The Devoted Wife	Yo Mama's So Old	Taxation	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Scratch Those Thangs	Blonde on Fire	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Yo Mama vs. Titanic
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	911	Osama Mama	Mom's French Connection
Elvis vs. Al Gore	Yo Mama's so ugly... your dad