Yo mama's so poor... skateboard

Yo mama is so poor, I picked up a skateboard and she said, “Put down my car!”

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Beer Consumption	Better Luck Next Time	Occupy This
Backstroke Dolly	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Clinton's Protection
First Cut is the Deepest	Lucky Frog	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	One day a hunter was walking...
Christmas In Heaven	Pay-Per-Blonde	Inventions	Jane's Addiction
Redneck Accessories	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	West Virgin-ia
Blonde and shower caps	Atlanta School Board	Yo mama's So Ugly	Osama's Ride
Sex Contract	Yo mama's So Poor	Good for the Heart	Brunette Meets Genie
Tasty, tasty fat!	Paris Native	Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
Finder's keepers	Having to Take a Whisper	Top 10 Reasons to Know You're a Redneck	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up
The Jewish Vote	We take you now to the Oval Office	Hot Lunch	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shoeshine
Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Yo Mama's So Fat... Levi's	Two Old Ladies	P. Diddy on a Diet
Hanging With Rednecks	Yo mama's...Useless	Peanut In Your Ear	A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements