Yo mama's so fat...

Yo mama's so fat, I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Bowling	Current Administration	Osama Gets Loaded	Work Blows
String Theory	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back	David's Brother David	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare
Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Redneck's Last Words	The Blind Man	Blonde Battallion
Chuckie Cheese Please	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Blonde and shower caps	Redneck Teeth
Bubble Blowing Duckies	Yo mama's so nasty...	Pop Goes The Blonde	Pre-Paid Plan
We take you now to the Oval Office	Sons Devoted to Mom	Drunk Superhero	Swing Low Sweet Charriot
Blonde on the Run	Blonde...Infant Scale	Blonde Cell Death	The Lawyer & The Dead Man
Not Going To Try This Again	Waterskiing with Blondie	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bush Has a Short One
Fooled You	Yo mama's So Old	Yo Mama's So Fat... License	Toe Curl
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smokes	Rednecks' Teeth	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde In A Bathroom
IBM and Lightbulbs	Sits in the Forest	Clinton's DNA	Yo mama's so nasty...
We're Studying Hard	Clinton's Favorite Things	Why ENGLISH is so Hard to Learn	Yo mama's So Fat
Beans & Onions: Delicious	Yo mama's...Fat