Lesbian Vampires

What did one lesbian vampire say to the other?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baked beans and their delightful tune	Dwarf Eskimo	Round and Round It Goes	Bzzzz
Incontinent Vegetarian	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's So Poor	That's crazy
What P.M.S. Stands For	Skittles	Yo mama's So Ugly	Drink up
Blonde Panties	Special Remedy	Thanksgiving Everyday	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
An Ugly Position	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Yo mama's so Stupid	The Quotable Marion Barry
Yo mama's So Ugly	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Yo mama's So Fat	Bubba Gets Smart
Yo Mama's... Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Yo mama's...Bus	Never Seen A Priest
The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Texan Poetry	Eternal Judgment	Soyburger vs dildo
Texas Talkin'	Bob Dole's Band	Dolly's Kids	Like Midgets In The Night...
On the Rooftop	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Lightbulb... Arkansas
This Little Piggy	Sin and Shame	Two Black Eyes	Lift Off
Yo' Face So Greasy	Yo mama's...Poor	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Yo mama's So Poor
Student Nurse	French Stamps