Redneck Thief

Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?

A: "Six-finger discount!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mr. Macho	Fingers	Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Yo mama's tities...
Dating a Prostitute	The roof is on fire	Yo mama's So Ugly	Gore & Pantyhose
Yo mama's So Old	Genie and the Taliban	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo mama's So Stupid
Three Gay Men	Bush and Bill	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo momma so stupid...
Monkey Business	Cris Cross	Yo mama's So Fat	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Milking it	Gone Camping
Hiding In The Closet	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Hillbilly Newlyweds	Why God Created Man
Innie Weenie	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Yo mama's so fat... train	Sex Contract
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Mommy Almost Died	Rednecks' Teeth
Redneck Job Interview	Chew on this	Curly Sue	Blonde's Wine
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	There were two blondes at the park...	Keep it on the DL	You Might Be A Redneck If...Darryl
Wife's Work on the Sly	Lift Off	Dentist	Icy Blonde
Women Pass Less Gas	Le Stinkers