Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition

Osama bin Laden threatened Russia:

If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	A Few Good Lawyers	Adam and Eve	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
What's That, Tampon?	Olllllld Lawyer	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Yo mama's So Poor
Dikfer	LSD Cocktail	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Yo mama's So Ugly
The Teacher's Gift	Moms and Their Snooping	Blonde and Blonder	Streakers and Strokers
Osama's New City	You might be i redneck if you drive your ...	Monica's First Look	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Hard Sleepin'	Yo mama's So Fat	Donations for Dee Dee	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat
Guns don't kill people, Blonds kill people	Girls From Kentucky	How do you drown a blonde?	Blonde and House
Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Blonde Pillow Talk
Farmer Joe and his Mule	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	The Fish-Eating Competition	A Few Good Men
You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Le Stinkers	Cash Flow	Gross Grandma
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	The Smartest Dog Ever
Yo mama's So Fat	Mechanic's Lube	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	New Baby
500 lawyers in the ocean	Monica's First Look