Ultimate Rejection

Q. What's the ultimate rejection?A. When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Poor	Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's So Poor
Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Whack Off	Bill Gates and General Motors	Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket
Close But No Cigar	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Iraqi Funerals	Q & A...Shower
You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Genie and the Taliban	Yo mama is a fatty	Rhoids
Yo mama's So Stupid	Baby Drink	Red Ring	The Annual Check-Up
Dream on	Taliban Snippet	Virgins in Caves	One hungry Bush...
Black Sheep	Redneck Disaster	Snow Off-White	Two hicks at a toy store
Gross, Grosser, Grossest II	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet	Bubba Claus	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
What do puppies and gynecologists...	Sick Hick	The Chinese Workman	It's Open Lawyer Season!
Yo mama's So Stupid	Screwdrivin' Clinton	I scream for ice cream	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Cliff
Helisoft	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Yo Mama and her Car
People Really Said These Things In Court	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...	Gay Man in Church	Beans & Onions: Delicious
Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Definitely