Yo Mama's so fat... lipstick

Yo Mama is so fat, she puts on lipstick with a paint roller.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blondes n' Crayons	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	What's Your Poison?	Playing Doctor
Male Masturbation	Designated drunkard	No Special Sauce?	Essential Army Stealth Equipment
Attack of the American Women	Hide the Duke	Dumb as Rocks	HMO Executive
Yo mama's so stupid...	Blondes Screwing	Wallet and Genitals	American Divorce
Fooled You	Redneck Driver's License Application	Yo mama's...Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Subdivision
Yo mama's...Fat	Cook	Vampires in a Bar	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
Virgins in Caves	Things Found Only In America	A man's logic	Not So Saved by the Bell
Olllllld Lawyer	Trade Talks	Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Bad Case of the Stutters
Mafia Christmas	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Yo mama' got sauce	Aliens Attack
Yo mama's So Ugly	New Priest In Town	Bob Dole	Redneck Soccer
The Eyes Have It	Instant-Win Airbags!	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's...ugly
Smokin' Dope	Blonde's Challenge	Laffin' Smurfs	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park
Old Lady Shakes	Important Question