Sex and Dieting

What's the difference between a person trying to lose weight and a virgin? One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Please pass the mayo	The Great Wiener Caper
Yo Mama's a Saint	Bedside Confession	Farmer and the Cow	Yo Mama's so Fat... God
Troubled Man	Bill Of No Rights	Clinton and Titanic	There is this old couple and they have been ...
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Blonde on the Run	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Blondes and Virgins
Chicken Wire & Duct Tape	A blonde goes to an office party and wins...	Q & A...Shower	Womanly Secret
Clinton's Interns	High Sperm Count	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Runny Noodle
Women vs. Dog Poop	Yo Mama's So Greasy	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Dikfer
What Didja Learn?	Essential Army Stealth Equipment	California Gay Whale	Clinton -vs- Titanic
Those Shady Frenchies	Blonde Diet	Oldest Couple Ever	God Save The Dairy Queen
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Stoopit Pickup Lines	Sex Over-Easy	100,000 Frenchman
Tales From The Shire	The Proxy Father	The Teacher's Gift	You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Redneck Grocrey	Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	Yo Mama's House Is So Small
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll