Sex and Dieting

What's the difference between a person trying to lose weight and a virgin? One is trying to diet and the other is dying to try it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Poor	Who's the Boss?	Seven Dwarves On A Bus	How do you know the Toothbrush was invented...
Free Sex with Fill Up	Big Tongue	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids	Dentata
Mirror, Mirror	Parrot-Prostitutes	Redneck Death	One day a hunter was walking...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Blonde Looking for a Job
Yo mama's So Fat... born	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Get yo fingers bit	Stained
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Upside Down Blonde	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Yo Mama's so fat... blue whale	You Might Be A Redneck...Shotgun	Actual Police Quotes	Elephant and Man
Penguin and The Mechanic	Men and Women FAQ	Don't Say This During Sex	Love At First Sight
Yo mama's...Stupid	Shoot The Pig	Redneck Jedi II	I Guess That's Fair
Moon Talking	I've Got Shingles	Yo mama sooooo dumb	A Natural Blind
Blonde State of Mind	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat
Work Blows	Smile	Yo mama's so fat...	Blondes Strike Back
Crossdresser Funnies	Yo mama's So Fat... Baptised