Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Planet of the Apes: Secrets Revealed	Blonde's Bad Day	Blonde and Blonder	You Might Be A Redneck...Total
Yo mama's So Stupid	Fire Truck	Holy Water	Blonde in a Snowstorm
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Blondes and cow patties	Canni Ball!	Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
No Arms, No Legs... Urinal	Laxative Cough Therapy	Blonde's Twinkle	A Blonde Party
There's No People Like Snow People	Dubya 'Do.	Rope a Dope	Law School Graduation Gift
Yo mama's So Lazy	Monday Night Osama	Chilled Crabs	Yo mama's...Stupid
Donations for Dee Dee	A Few Good Men	Yo mama's So Stupid	Redneck Name Tag
Yo mama so ugly...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Wedding Night	Fat Woman
Blonde in the Mirror	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	The Inherent Hilarity of Veneral Disease	No Special Sauce?
The Answer	Yo Mama's So Disgusting	Snowmen and Snowwomen	I Can't Drive 69
Headache	Lawyer and Sperm	You Might Be A Redneck...	Hey DJ
Bin Laid	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Politically Speaking	Art Gallery Nudes
Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather