Dikfer

"Hey, there's a dikfer on your forehead?"

"A what?"

"A dikfer."

"What's a dikfer?"

"Well, if you don't know I'm not gonna tell you."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Lucky Frog	Skittles	The Businessman's Lucky Seat
Blondes in a Volkswagen	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Work Blows	HMO Executive
The Businessman's Lucky Seat	A man's logic	Blonde and a Pig	Unlikely
Redneck Engineering Exam	Lawyers in Lust	The True Story	The Ages of Man
Yummy Mama	Five Pounds of Fat	Ignorance	Chew on this
Microsoft in Detroit?	Fork it up	Eat Your Vegetables	Pigskin Pro
Texas Transplant	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	Riding in Cars With Boys	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Rope a Dope	Virgins in Caves	Clinton 'n' Buddy	The Blonde & The Coke Machine
Nuns Should Beware San Francisco Buses	Out of T.P.	Lightbulb...Californians	Ghost story for tots
Yo mama's So Small	One-Armed Blonde	Peanuts! Getcher Peanuts Here!	Yo mama's So Fat
Jane's Addiction	Jiggle	A Mall Order	Yo mama's So Poor
Hot Dog	Man Of The House	Yo mama's So Fat	If Ever You're Choking...
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury