Blonde Makeup

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?

She was trying to make up her mind!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What's Rough and Hairy?	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Women's Bits	You Might Be a Redneck if...
High Sperm Count	Lying through your tooths	What Sex is Polly?	Yum!
Clinton's Safe Sex	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Blonde - Elmo Factory	Blonde Joke
George Bush is So Stupid...	Fat Dude	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer	Blonde and shower caps
People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Hanging With Rednecks	Sex and Dieting	This Joke is Bananas!
A man and his pet giraffe walk into a bar...	Blondes on a Rope	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blonde Horses
Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo mama's So Stupid	Monica's Testimony	Bear and Toilet
Monday Night Osama	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	How To Get A Raise	Scratch Those Thangs
The Hired Help	You might be a redneck if...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Yo mama's...Fat
You Might Be A Redneck If...Station	Yo Mama's So Fat... can't	Gay Midget	Redneck College Grad
Yo mama's so stupid, condom	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	An Ugly Position	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom
Beer Translations	Black and White and Red All Over	That's tacky	Consulting Fun
People Really Said These Things In Court	The Archaeologist's Wife