Redneck Pants

You might be a redneck if every time you see a sign that says: “Just Say No To Crack,” it reminds you to pull up your pants.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's First	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	String Theory	Yo mama's So Ugly
Flour Patch	The Midget Scopes the Blonde	The Hired Help	Blonde Valedictorian
What P.M.S. Stands For	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Gold Digger	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?
You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Flies on Poo	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde on Fire
Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Dikfer	Yo Mama's Animal Cookies
Clinton 'n' Buddy	Y'Might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama's So Poor	Euro-English Instead of German
Brunette Meets Genie	Executive Rimmin'	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?	Lawyers Off Bridge...
Yo mama's So Fat	Man Beats Dog	Mistaken Identity	Yo mama is so dumb...
German Virginity	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Small	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Three Couples, No Sex	Redneck Sex Ed	A blonde was cooking dinner
The Invention of the Copper Wire	Ugly mama and a tail	Blank Willow	Scags Who Blew Bill
Blonde Loses Sweet Job	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	The Test
Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Handy Blondy