Hail To The...No, Wait

Q: What does the band now play when Clinton
enters the room?
A: Kneel to the Chief!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Millennium Kid	Redneck Track & Field	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Yo mama's So Stupid	Frosty, is that you?	Birth Control	Top 10 Funny Store Signs
Mommy, Mommy!	Yo mama is FUGLY	Broom Factory	Arctic Hooker
Yo mama's So Fat	High Sperm Count	Blonde Fired	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Gold Digger	First Class	Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex
Urinalotta Trouble	Condom Brands	Legs Open	Donkey and Onion
What a Gasser	What's Worse?	Mouth Organ	The Paperboy
Euro-English Instead of German	Blonde...Infant Scale	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Blonde Suicide
Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Blonde Coffee Drinker	How Many Interns?	The Lawyer & The Dead Man
Yo mama's So Poor	Don't Kick the Animals, Man	Yo mama's So Old	Snot
Yo mama's...Fat	Redneck...Bath	Genie and the Taliban	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus
Baking Blondes	Sneezy	Right of Way	Corpsalicious!
Yo mama's So Ugly	Bird and Bloke