Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words? "Hey, watch this! "

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

69er's Get Sacked	Dear Diarrhea	Goathead! Goathead!	Yo mama's so dumb... hour
Peanut In Your Ear	I'll Give You...	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Yo mama's So Stinky
Bush Has Feelings Too	Yum!	How to Mess With the IRS	Redneck Grocrey
Beans & Onions: Delicious	Blonde's Computer Freeze	Stone Surprise	Bishop And The Ass
Chew on this	Blonde's Bridge	Yo Mama's So Fat... doctor's office	We take you now to the Oval Office
Monica's Testimony	Redneck Sex Ed	Wedding Night	Sister Mary Henry
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Doctor Demented	Yo mama's so Fat	Baby Mama
Lawyers vs. Vampires	Minor differences	Tooth	One-Armed Blonde
Yo mama's so Nasty	Why don't witches wear panties?	Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...	Dr. Doctor
Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Stop Tailgating	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde's Computer Freeze
Chucky at the Movies	Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Eternity
Yo mama's So Poor	Dirty Swiss	Law School Graduation Gift	Dog Days
Breaking the Law, Breaking the Law	Sex and Bridge