Redneck's Last Words

What are a typical redneck's three last words? "Hey, watch this! "

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Energizer Bunny	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	The Doctor's Convention	Yo mama's So Fat
How many blondes does it take...	Blonde in the Morning	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Bird-Brained in Helopisa
Yo Mama vs. Godzilla	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Microsoft and a Halter Top	Redneck Shopper
The Archaeologist's Wife	Ouch!	Yo mama's So Poor	Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?
Fat Woman	Ed Zachery Disease	Yo mama's So Fat	Blondes and Virgins
Yo mama's So Stupid	Vampires in a Bar	Why does the TV like the remote?	Yo mama's So Small
Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	David's Brother David	Limbless Prostitute
Yo mama's so fat... leg	Dr. Doctor	Sheep Boy	Professor of Logic
Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	A blonde was cooking dinner	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo Mama's So Dumb... Job Application	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	The Definition of
Clinton's Music	Afghani Joe	Blondes at a Drive-In	Handy Blondy
Another Saturday Night	Yo Mama's So Ghetto