Yo Mama's... Ugly

Yo mama's so ugly, she walked out of the pet store and the alarm went off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Christmas Carol Parrot	Code for Sex	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	32 Rednecks	Abstinence	Yo mama's So Poor
Leeches	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook	Cosmopolitan Redneck	Blonde Braincells
Sex Contract	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	I Hit Two of My Best Balls	New Favorite Number
People Really Said These Things In Court	Blonde Bicycle	A Brunette a red head and a blonde were in ...	Icy Blonde
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Add It Up: Relationship Guide	Morning at the White House	Hot 'n' Heavy
Artificial Intelligence in a Bottle	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Yo mama's So Poor	Play Dead
Blonde Test	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Bee Milky	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks
Yo mama's so Nasty	What Do I Look Like?	Clinton & A Screwdriver	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers
Priestly Duties	Yo mama's so ghetto... wheelies	The Three Nuns	After You
Blondes and Fun	Lawyers' Birth Control	Yo mama's So Stupid	Headache
Lawyers and God	Flies in a Lightbulb	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Bird and Bloke
Yo Mama Like a Stamp	You So Ugly