Redneck Thief

Q: What does a redneck say to his friend after he has just stolen something?

A: "Six-finger discount!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

President Clinton & the Pope	Yo mama's So Stupid	Monica's Testimony	Bush BM
You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Bombing Works	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Yo mama's So Fat	What's Black?
Rare Disorder	Yo mama's So Stupid	Pink Floyd	Instant-Win Airbags!
The Raffle	Widows98	Return the Dog	Special Remedy
Modern Science	A Letter To Tide	Jokes On You, Teacher	Hack Golfer
Redneck Name Tag	Yo mama's smile	6.9	Things Just Fallin' Off
Florida Orange Growers	Malcolm in the Puddle	The Proxy Father	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
A wrinkle in time	Let's Play War	Bar... Alabama	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction
What Do You Call?	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Mistaken Identity	Yo mama's so poor ...
I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	The Jewish Vote	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	Condit Arrest
Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Biting	Hot Lunch	Bush Visits a Nursing Home
Twisted Baby Joke	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...