Lawyer and Sperm

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?!!!!

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bra & Hat	Doe a Deer	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Mama knows how to have fun
Old Ladies and The Flasher	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Yo mama's so dumb... ribbed condom	Gore & Pantyhose
Yo mama's...Ugly	Guys and Dolls	Yo mama's So Poor	Healthy Virgin
Pool	Blonde Grenadier	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	The Farmer's Daughters
Bush Does a Favor	What Didja Learn?	Lesbian Harem	Hot 'n' Heavy
The President Sucks	Keep It In Your Pants	White, Slimy, & Horny	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Wal-marks the spot	Pump Kin	Your teeth are so busted...	Priestly Duties
Salesman: A New One, Really	Lawyers Stinkin' Up the Place	Yo mama's So Poor	Loose Potatoes
Tickle These, Elmo	Movie Magic	Honda	Did you hear....?
What's The Difference, Yo?	Osama's Ride	The Devout Catholic Woman	George W. Drowning
Rules For Work	A Flaky Blonde	Southern Values	Stick of Dynamite
Lunch is back	Lab Monkeys	Waterlogged Blonde	White House Synonyms
Lesbian Vampires	Yo mama's so stupid, condom