Lawyer and Sperm

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?!!!!

Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

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Blonde Brains	Tank Girl	Office English Dictionary	Yo mama's So Old
Elevator Scene	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Unlikely	Yo mama's So Ugly	Country Politics	Who Let The Blondes Out?
Rosebud	Government Tactics	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Horny Old Ladies
Yo' Face So Greasy	The Size of the Ranch	P. Diddy on a Diet	Blonde Jokes
Rope a Dope	Pre-Nuptial Agreements	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Stumbling and Mumbling
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	We take you now to the Oval Office	X-Miss	Goverment Wrestling Federation
Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Blonde Shower	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Sister Mary Henry
Yo mama's So Stupid	You're So Poor...Christmas	Hulking Mass	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
Yo Mama's So Small	Toe Curl	The Dirty Wife	Blonde On a Ledge
What do you call an abortion in Czechslovakia?	Government Tactics	Octogenarian Barroom Chat	Three Nuns and a Parrot
What do u do if a blond...	Nouveau Riche Blonde	Blonde Ring Hijinx!	Smartass Record Shop
Soyburger vs dildo	Clinton and a lightbulb