Yo mama's so hairy...

Yo mama's so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Mr. Macho	Hot Tomato	Yo mama's So Poor
The Golden Mug	How does a blonde try to kill a fish?	What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	Scooby Doo
Sports and Virility	Laxative Cough Therapy	Yo mama's So Poor	Satisfaction
Trucks and Babies	Parrot-Prostitutes	Waitron Blonde	Blonde...Infant Scale
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Rock da House	Blonde Overdue	Twelve Inch Pianist
Slick Willy	One hungry Bush...	Hard Sleepin'	First Cut is the Deepest
Who's the Most Fun to Operate On?	What Do I Look Like?	Yo mama's So Poor	Dirty Knees
Blonde in a Snowstorm	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Dictaphone	Horny Old Ladies
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Yo mama's So Fat	You Might Be A Redneck...Bambi	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Circumcisional Evidence	The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
Okie Jokie	Yo mama's...Short	Little Wanky	Blonde in a Swimming Race
Blond Restroom Attendant	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's...Stupid	Lost with Translation
Who is Marylou?!?	You Might Be A Redneck...