You Might Be Tough

You might be tough, but you'll never be half the man yo mama was!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Work for the Government When:	Yo mama's...Stupid	Trampoline vs. Lawyer	Yo mama's So Poor
Blonde's Salon	Pink, Grey, & Stuck	Microsoft in Detroit?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Polka Dot...
Confucious...Baseball	Sharper Than a Ginsu	The Blind Man and the Whore	Eternal Judgment
The Bill Clinton Sale	Yummy Mama	Erin Go Bra Shopping	Jane's Addiction
Five Minutes to Midnight	Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Le Stinkers	It's A War-Like Country
Blondes at Sea	Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde in the Morning	Mary Had A Little Lamb
Fishing for a Week	Pops the Question	Sick Hick	Yo mama's...Fat
What's That, Tampon?	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Hot 'n' Heavy	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Genie and the Taliban
Headache	More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Not So Saved by the Bell	Yo Mama Lipbia
You KNOW You're a Redneck	Male Disorientation	Yo Mama's So Fat... Walks	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman
Blonde Smoker	Very Robust Zacklies	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	Dentist
Blonde Laugh	I Don't Like My Brother