C'mere Pig

What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?

Nothing. There are some things even a pig won't do!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	The Lawyer's Funeral	Blonde Cell Death	Executive Decision
Blonde and a Pig	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Dirty Swiss	Jungle Fever
Christmas Carol Parrot	Yo mama's So Poor	David's Brother David	Potential & Reality
NASCAR	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	Jedi Nights	West Virginia Custody Battle
Easter Blondies	Yo mama's...Stupid	Leggy Blonde	Little Wanky
Brunette Shopping	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Redneck Job Interview	West Virgin-ia
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Twelve Inch Pianist	You Might Be A Redneck	Women vs. Dog Poop
A very successful lawyer parked his...	You Might Be A Redneck If... Star Spangled	Yo Mama's So Fat... Snowshoes	Confucius Say
Yo mama's...Fat	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Sign On The Brothel
Consulting Fun	Blonde and Doorknobs	Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born
Lightbulb Flies	Blonde Tag	Fun Things to Do at a Drive-Thru	How To Sell Lawnmowers
No Special Sauce?	The Rich Lady and her Butler	Who Let The Blondes Out?	69
Yo Mama's So Fat... Corduroys	All I Want Is a Beer!