Hail To The...No, Wait

Q: What does the band now play when Clinton
enters the room?
A: Kneel to the Chief!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Stupid	Bubba Died in a Fire	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Chew on this
You So Ugly	Flour Patch	A man's logic	Paper Street
Blonde With Braces	Fair-Haired Science Fair	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Sex vs. Computers
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	The Dough Boyz	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Made in Canada
New Priest In Town	Uncle Tommy's Closet	Confucius...Fisherman	Divine Flatulence
Bush and Bill	Name Those Tracks	Lunch is back	Hit TV Shows in Iraq
You Work for the Government When:	Rednecks and TV	Star Dreck	Sex Math 101
Chilled Crabs	Hamburger Helper	Hard Sleepin'	Buried Lawyers
Playing Doctor	Retired Marine	Viagra + Eyedrops = ?	Stupid Blonde
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Pickle Slicer	Brunette Meets Genie	Multi-Balls
Fast Food for Rednecks	Grandma's Birthday	Grandma's Birthday	Blonde Skydiver
Iraqi Law	Blonde Ambition	Blonde Shower	Q & A...Shower
Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball	Blondes and Fun