San Fran Blondes

Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco?

Because their balls hang out!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck..Books	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Little Girls Who Suck	Yo mama's So Stupid
Confessional Etiquette	Osama's Covered Wagon	Loitering Mama	Blonde with Money
Redneck Engineering Exam	The Vampire	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Two nuns from France were coming to New York...
Playing Doctor	The NEW Poopie List!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Pop Goes The Blonde	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Blonde and shower caps
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Yo Mama's Lips Are So Big	Yo mama's So Stupid	No Special Sauce?
Yo mama's So Fat	Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...	Annoying Boy on Bus	Flies in a Lightbulb
A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORY	Chillin' Biddies	That Fly	Rednecks' Teeth
How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Mrs. Shagwell	Southern Values	Clinton's Protection
Put It On Your Organ	Damned if I know	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter	Sneezy
Thank You For Flying With Us	What Men Need Most	Yo mama's so stupid... dig	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Yo Mama Bath	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical	Mopeds and Fat Ladies	Nutty Hunters
A Hole in the Head	A Vow of 'Celebracy'