The Perils of Flatulence

Why should you only put 239 beans in bean soup?

Cuz one more will make it "too farty!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... Smaller	Blonde Arrow	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV
Elevator Scene	The Three Ugly Ducklings	Clinton and Titanic	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	You Might Be A Redneck	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	That's crazy
Monica & The Rest Of Us	Genie-wine	Keep Gabby Reece Away	You Might Be A Redneck If...Easter
Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Five Pounds of Fat	What is LXIX?	Yo Mama Laundromat
Yo Mama's So Stank	Dear Old Dad	Gross Cornflakes	Surprise Package
A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Yo mama's So Old	Yo mama's...Stupid	Dynamite!
The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Yo mama's So Nasty	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Current Administration	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	Ceramic Guys
What Do I Look Like?	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	What's the difference between a blonde...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song
Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked	Lab Monkeys	Olllllld Lawyer	Stumbling and Mumbling
Yo mama's so stupid	Good Girl...Bad Girl	Yo mama's so stupid... asphalt	Yo Mama's So Fat... Zoo
The Invention of the Copper Wire	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match