Sharper Than a Ginsu

What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A Fart. It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Golfer	What do you call a prostitute's children?	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Your teeth are so busted...
Frosty, is that you?	Elephant...Cherry Tree	Flour Patch	Iraqi Funerals
Funny Business	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Blonde and Prawn	Iranians
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Political Pampers	If Ever You're Choking...
Hiding In The Closet	Blonde Braincells	Blonde...Passenger	Pre-Paid Plan
Milking it	Get Your Feet Wet	Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Yo Mama's so fat... Liposuction
Yo Mama's So Fat... Epilepsy	Hard Drive	Yo mama's So Fat	Toe Curl
Blonde in Grocery Store	Heaven's Gate	Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Eternal Judgment
C.E.O. D.U.M.B	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo	Do it like mammals	There were two blondes at the park...
Quickie	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Boo Hoo
Blondes and Fun	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard	Condoms	Yo mama's so old... antique shop
Blonde in a boat.	Daddies Bond Over a Beer	The Wonder Bra	That's Meaty
Afghani Fowl	Yo mama's...Stupid