Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Hairclub for Women	Microsoftie	All I Want Is a Beer!
Redneck Family Values	A bear was chasing a little rabbit...	Pervert Psychiatrist	What a Gasser
Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted	Microsoft in Detroit?	Redneck's Last Words	Yo mama's So Fat
Yo mama's...Poor	Garden of Eden	Blonde's Favorite Group	No Arms, No Legs... Urinal
You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Early Stages of Viagra Development
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Redneck Feast	Viagra Diet	Night Of The Living Dead
Ice Hole	A Scotsman is on holiday in New York City...	First Class Blondie	Scags Who Blew Bill
Yo mama's so stupid... plane	Chin nuts	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's Halloween
You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Cuban Delicacy	Yo mama so fat...	Blonde Girlfriend
Latex Gloves	Mirror, Mirror	Yo mama is so dumb...	First Lady
Lawyers vs. Vampires	List of Short Books	Shoplifting	You Might Be A Redneck...Crime Scene
Ouch!	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur	Bush Gets Testy
Houston Schoolin'	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES