Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

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Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Le Stinkers	The Lawyer's Funeral	If Microsoft Was Looking for Drivers
Helisoft	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Bush's Winning Campaign Slogans
Yo mama's so stupid...	Smart Pills	I Hit Two of My Best Balls	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare
Phone Line	Your Profession and Your Libido	The Nuns and The Blind Man	Yo mama's so fat... airplane
Dog Days	Yo mama's so hairy...	You Might Be A Redneck...Porch	Yo Mama's So Stank
Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan	Monday Night Osama	Gassy Broad	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles
Yo mama just gets dumber...	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo Mama's so Smelly... Yeast
And You're Not Even Drunk	Saving Her Butt	Houston Schoolin'	Sex Contract
When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?	Bad Lawyer	Definition of Suspicious	Joystick (Ya Get It?)
Important Question	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Bush Fans
Hoshimota	Viva Las Vegas	Play Dead	Yo Mama's So dumb, International Dateline
Bush is a Puppet?	Out of T.P.	Gum	Lightbulb...Californians
Bob Dole's Band	Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked