LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Split Up The Middle	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Donkey Compliment	Yo Mama is So Stupid
What Did A Lawyer Name His ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...
Yum!	Baby Mama	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Hot Air Balloon
Chalkboard Culprit	Yo Mama's So Fat... St. Louis	Yo Mama's So Poor... Park	Rare Disorder
Dr. Feelgood	Playing Doctor	Pool	Rhoids
Did I do that?	Cris Cross	Frenchman and Farm Animals	Perfumed Blonde
Yo mama's So Stupid	A Natural Blind	Blonde on the Run	An airline's passenger cabin was being ...
Louisiana Heritage	World War III	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Fast Food Blondes
Fortune 500	Turtle Soup	Le Stinkers	Arctic Hooker
Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Blonde and Blonder	The Vampire
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	Doctor Demented	Branch-Davidians
Bird and Bloke	Latex Gloves	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's so old... antique shop	Slick Willy