LSD Cocktail

Q: What do you get if you cross LSD with birth control?

A: A trip without the kids!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dubya Quotes	Really Bloody Mary	Mmm...Smells Good	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Redneck Pants	Redneck Track & Field	Backstroke Dolly	Yo mama's So Old
I feel like chicken tonight	Pee On A Ferrari	Gay Irishmen	Screwdrivin' Clinton
Confessions Of Sodom	Yo mama's So Small	Pop Goes The Blonde	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...
Yo mama's so fat...	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Little-Known Facts	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Uncle Tommy's Closet	Fishermen with Skills	Rump Roastin'	Yo mama's So Fat
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand	Blonde and Prawn	Lunch is back	Blonde's Shoes
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	How did Britney Spears...	Bill Gates' Hard Drive
Yo Mama's So Poor	6.9	Yo mama's So Ugly	Waterskiing with Blondie
Sex and Air	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station	Yo mama's so hairy...	Blonde License
Virgins in Caves	Blondes in a Volkswagen	David Beckham Redux	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Scratchy Lottery	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde Looking for a Job	Yo Mama's Like a Brick
Seven Dwarves On A Bus	Moon Talking