Blonde & Turtle

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed on their back.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	A Few Good Lawyers	Blondes Strike Back	What's the difference between a blonde...
Don't Step Out of the Car	What's Black?	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket	Gay Picnic
Yo mama so short...	Redneck Fly-swatter	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Blonde Car Hijinx!
Ice Hole	Fascinating	Smoke It	Oh My God!
Genealogy	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Redneck Marital Woes
One-Armed Blonde	Your mom is so stupid...	Yo mama's so dumb...	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
How Much Should a Lawyer Weigh?	Professor of Logic	Men and Computers	Paraplegic
Genie and the Taliban	Yo mama's so nasty...	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Getting Weighed
Yo mama's So Nasty	Wet Lawyers	Give Him What He Wants	Yo mama's So Poor
Nouveau Riche Blonde	What Men Need Most	You Might Be A Redneck If... Father	Blonde - Transplant
Blondes Strike Back	Yo mama's So Fat	Sons Devoted to Mom	Animal Wackiness
Icy Blonde	Toy Cars And Breastices	Magnum PI	Bad Blondes, Whatcha Gonna Do?
Duck, Duck, Lawyer	Two Blondes and Two Mice