Blonde & Turtle

Q: What do a blonde and a turtle have in common? A: They're both screwed on their back.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Saddam's Bumperstickers	Hail to the Moron	All I Want Is a Beer!
Dwarf Eskimo	77 vs 69	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Two Blondes on thier Way to Disneyland
Pickle Slicer	The Mystery of Childbirth	Yo Mama... Christmas Corner	You Might Be A Redneck...Truck
Serenity Under Pressure	Winnie the Pooh	Dubya 'Do.	A Blonde Party
The Blonde And The E-mail	Little Leprechaun?	Understanding Marketing	Redneck Wedding
Yo mama's...Fat	Joystick (Ya Get It?)	What is LXIX?	Yo mama's So Stupid
Three Girls in the Desert	Yo mama's so fat... door	Redneck Ghost Story	Girls From Kentucky
Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	HMO Executive
Mommy, Mommy!	Bar: Guy and a Picture of a Hottie	Rubbing Her The Right Way	Yo mama's...So Hairy
Ghetto Mama	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	Circumcisional Evidence	Yo mama's So Fat
I scream for ice cream	Keeping In Under The Kilt	Milking it	Joke for Limeys
Give Him What He Wants	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Field of Dreams?	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player
Mopeds and Fat Ladies	Little Girls Who Suck